Did You Know?

Elves in the letter department are proficient in thousands of languages, including Esperanto and Klingon.

 

Opportunities

In order to apply for a career at ESS, applicants must be proficient in a number of the skills listed below. If you think you are qualified and have what it takes please contact Krinkles Jinglepants at the department of Human Resources and you will hear back from us if we deem you qualified.

Drug tests are mandatory.

LANGUAGES: All human languages, Reindeer, Dwarfish, Polar Bear
MARTIAL ARTS: Karate, judo, kickboxing, fencing, professional wrestling, Krav Kringle
FORENSIC SKILLS: Cryptology, Handwriting analysis, Lie Detection, Naughty Detection, Fingerprinting, Hoofprinting
TYPING: 2000 WPM+v