Electronic Crimes Task Forces
Fraudulent Santas: they’re not just for street corners anymore. The Elf Secret Service is taking off into cyberspace to catch fraudulent CyberSantas.
Fradulent spam email claiming to be from the Elf Secret Service
Employment Language Bonus
Are you fluent in five or more human languages? Do you speak Reindeerese or Toyish? If you have the language skills, you could be eligible for a 25% recruitment bonus, payable in candy.
From Santa Claus to the Tooth Fairy to the Easter Bunny…when a major player needs protection, the Elf Secret Service are on the front lines.
Counterfeit pots of gold. Mislabeled toys. Unauthorized curses. How we make sure that your magic isn’t tragic.
Since man first came down from the trees, elves have been there to offer magical aid.
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Insure your place on next year’s nice list by helping us to locate the naughtiest of the naughty.
Are you a hard-working and inquisitive elf interested in an exciting career in law enforcement?
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Each year, millions fall victim to fraudulent Santas looking for handouts or an alibi for breaking and entering. You can help identify them if you know the signs.
Fact Vs. Fiction
Elves have long, white beards.
You’re thinking of dwarves. Or gnomes. Or old prospectors. Most elves cannot grow beards at all, though rebellious teenage elves will often try to grow moustaches.